Review #828: Garfield - Lasagna World Tour

 Eat. Sleep. Eat some more and then sleep some more. My kinda hero.

 I used to love Garfield as a child, so of course, I had to get some kind of game based off the feline prick, enter Garfield: Lasagna World Tour. This is an adventure-puzzle game in which you play as the orange cat alongside this frienemy, and bestest boy, Odie.

 Surprisingly, the game has two modes: A single player adventure mode, that takes Garfield through a brief expedition through Egypt, Italy and Mexico as well as a multiplayer mini-game mode. The story has Garfield trekking around the world in search of clues from a TV show that promised a prize in Lasagna. But it won't be so easy, because an evil, one-eyed grey Garfield alongside his own twisted version of Odie also want the lasagna. It has to be said, the character models get an A+, Garfield looks beautiful, and so do the rest of the characters. The environments are a bit duller, however, and the framerate is a bit spotty, but at least Garfield himself looks phenomenal. The voice acting, on the other hand, is absolutely atrocious.

 Garfield can jump, and he can attack either by kicking, if you stand still, or by spinning if you are moving. You can also call Odie with the circle button and he'll dash through anything standing in front of him to get to you. You slap Odie around, because it's fun, or you can jump on top of him and ride him for extra speed. Odie can also be called upon to dig on the ground, sometimes necessary to find keys, or, if you find a special blue bone power up, throw a bone to have Odie chase it, which is useful when there's water, deadly to poor ol' Garfield, so that you can jump on top of him as he swims towards the bone. The game has a bit of a twist, Garfield can find and wear costumes to gain new abilities. The Fakir costume lets him glide, the Chef costume grants him a fiery breath(That deals NO damage to enemies), the Soccer Player costume let's him kick Odie with precision and the Cowboy suit lets you aim in first person in order to shoot at non-deadly stuff.

 As you can probably tell, the costumes are fairly... lame, they give Garfield a single new ability and that's that. The puzzles in the game are incredibly simple, you'll barely have to think about them. Long gaps? Find the Fakir hat. Pressure platforms far away? Get the soccer costume and kick Odie. Balloons holding up objects? Shoot them with the cowboy costume. Explosives? Time for the Chef's chilli fire breath. Honestly, it's all very simple and basic stuff... which kinda sucks, because, while the game as a whole is quite short, levels feel like they go on forever and you can't save until you finish a level. Sometimes they'll spice things up with a chase sequence in which you run towards the screen, but meh.

 The game is incredibly easy, as you'll get showered with extra lives all the time. And while it isn't hard, it has a few annoyances. For instance, enemy dogs can't be killed, only stunned, which can be bothersome when you are trying, for example, to line up your Odie kicks. The instances in which you have to jump onto a moving,swimming Odie are also bad, because if you miss you lose a life. On the other hand, getting hit by an enemy removes your equipped costume, which isn't too bad since they respawn back where you found them, but they can cost you a few seconds when you go back to replace your lost outfit. Did I say that you can't kill dogs? I lied, sometimes, for whatever reason, instead of slapping them you'll trigger a best-out-of-five QTE battle, which are veeeeeeeeery slow and boring. There's a boss in the first level that also uses this mechanic. Lastly, while Garfield should be able to cling to the edge of a platform and pull himself up, a few rare times Garfield refused to grab the edge of the platform and fell to his death.

 Garfield: Lasagna World Tour isn't bad per se, it's functional and it's not as janky as other licensed game sometimes turn out. But it's boring and completely lifeless, which is shocking considering how well they managed to capture Garfield's likeness. That said, I think that fans of the license might get a kick out of seeing such a good 3-D rendition of the cat and his canine friend interacting in a playable form, but everyone else are better off abstaining from this game.
 4.5 out of 10