Action Figure #826: Jada Toys Street Fighter II Balrog

 Definitely not Mike Tyson, see? The name is completely different!

 And with Balrog in tow we've now got all four Shadaloo Bosses accounted for, let's go Jada! Only two more characters to go...

 So, as per usual with Street Fighter II characters... Balrog's design is very simple, so there's nothing to interesting about him beyond being a Mike Tyson lookalike in a blue jumpsuit. That said, Jada brought the design into plastic perfectly, the proportions, the look, the textures, the paint apps... if you like Balrog, congratulations, you get a perfect representation of the guy!

 He comes with two heads, one with a neutral expression and another one with a nasty smirk showcasing his missing tooth. He has two pair of gloves, ones for punching others for... parrying? As well as not one, but two different punch swish effects, one longer than the other. Nice!

 Brilliant articulation as per usual, double jointed elbows and knees, a ball jointed ab-crunch complimented with a ball jointed waist that gives him a lot of range, swivels on his biceps, thighs and ankles and their new 360 butterfly joints for all sorts of fun punching, and last, but not least, toe articulation! He's been a blast to pose around. He is a bit taller than Bucky Cap.

 Brilliant figure. His articulation is top-notch, and his nasty, imposing look and frame has made him a blast to pose around. As per usual, about the only bad things to say about him is... well, how basic and simple the original design is!

9.0

Action Figure #825: Jada Toys Street Fighter II E. Honda

 Now THIS is a THICC boi.

 It's always a good day when we get more Jada... or is it? Well, E. Honda is here now, getting us one step closer to having all the original World Warriors in beautiful plastic form.

 Well, good news first: It's a gorgeous, thick, heavy action figure. As with the other World Warriors, Honda's a very simple design, but Jada did a nice job sculpting all his muscles, which get highlighted by a darker beige wash. They even sculpted his fundoshi, which you'll never see since you can't remove his kimono.

 He comes with two beautiful headsculpts, both bear a perfect likeness to how he looks in the game, two fists, two slapping hands and a pretty neat Hundred Slaps accessory. The Accessory's afterimage hand skin paint don't quite match Honda's skin, but it's not a big deal.

 Articulation-wise, well... He has a ball jointed ab-crunch that goes up and own, as well as a ball jointed waist. Neither is too impressive. His elbows are double jointed, and he has swivels on his biceps, complimented by their fantastic new 360 butterfly joints that give Honda's arms all sorts of possibilities. Then we go below the waist and... Unlike all their other figures with skirt-like pieces, Honda's kimono is rather hard, greatly restricting how far his kicks go, so no luck getting him on his butt stomp. But the really big issue.... is how goddarn tight his knees are. I've put plenty of oil on his double jointed knees, but they are still hard. At least Jada's plastic is good, unlike Hasbro's, so his hips haven't broken. He has swivels on his thighs and ankles, as well as on his toes. He is a smidge taller than Bucky Cap.

 Well... considering how Jada has pulled knockout after knockout, I guess they are entitled to one decent but unimpressive figure like Honda. I mean, most of him is really, really good, but it sucks how limited and tight everything below the waist is, which is a bit shocking considering how they have never had this issue with other figures!

7.0

Action Figure #824: Marvel Legends X-23 (Deadpool & Wolverine)

 Oh, man, if I had done this one before it could've been 8-23!

 We'll we ever get a good X-23 figure? Maybe when the Gamerverse version comes out, I guess. So... yeah, I love X-23, but she hasn't had a really good Marvel Legends. I had some high hopes for this one, but... Well, let's get on with it.

 Looks-wise? This is a really good looking figure. The Dafne Keen likeness is spot-on, the clothes look really nice, with folds, and textures, the jacket being a particularly detailed highlight, and the boots too look very nice. About the only bad thing I can say about her, in this section, is that her arms might be a tad too slim. The figure itself is on the gummy side, but the arms being some of the gummiest parts on her.

 She comes with a nice amount of accessories: A backpack, Juggernaut's helmet, to pair with Nova if you have her, two alternate, clawless hands, a pair of glasses and an alternate head. At first I had to do a double take, did my figure accidentally come with the same head twice? Nope. Both heads look exactly the same but for the hair which... is an odd choice. Why not have one of heads with a smirk? or a grunt? While the likeness to the actress is perfect, this is the most neutral, lifeless expression they could've gone with, and you get it twice!

 And then comes the articulation. She has double jointed knees and elbows, with swivels on her biceps, thighs and boots. Her ab-crunch is on a ball joint, with not much range, and her waist is on a swivel. Overall? Good enough, except...

 That her pelvis is too wide, or rather, the crotch piece, so her legs don't go high enough. Here's compared to Deadpool, D-Pooly can sit in a 90 degree angle no issue, but X-23 can't. You can't get her in good kicking poses, much like her comic counterpart figure, which kinda sucks since she does have a toe-claw for something, and it ain't for peelin' potatos.

 But her arms, her arms are the worst part. Being super gummy means that the shoulder pegs are always stressing, but even worse, she can't get her arms parallel to her torso, so unless you turn her arms and use the elbow bend, you can't get her clawing or punching straight forward, which is so annoying for a character like her! She could've definitely benefited from butterfly joints, and Hasbro has done this before with their MCU female bucks, like Kate Bishop, so why she didn't get them is beyond me. She is about half a head shorter than Bucky Cap.

 Looks-wise? Yeah, she's great, but it's a shame that articulation-wise she's so lackluster! Just a few simple tweaks would've made her really good, but as it stands? Disappointing. X-23 deserved better. She still does. C'mon, Hasbro, just one good figure!

5.5

Action Figure #823: Star Wars The Black Series Watto

 A deal's a deal, even with a dirty dealer.

 For as much flak as the Internet once tried giving the Prequels, I'm glad they are finally getting re-evaluated. Because if The Phantom Menace did something right, it was introducing us in ONE movie too much more different alien races than the entire Original Trilogy combined did. And one of the most iconic of these were Watto the salesman, Anakin's owner. I never thought I'd want a Watto figure, but the moment the pre-order came up I was there.

 Somebody out there must really love Watto, because it shows that this figure is a labor of love. I mean, a lot of care went into sculpting this little guy, and he is a really good looking Watto. I mean, as good looking as Watto could ever be. His skin is textured all the way, with folds and warts, as well as his uneven teeth! The paint apps are great all-around, and it seems he had a matte finish, so he is not glossy at all. The only issue I had is that standing him up in a neutral position is a bit of a hassle. He comes with a flying stand, which is a bit hard to slot into his back, so you can have him flying, but if you mean to have him on the ground you're going to have to finagle his legs.

 He comes with more accessories than you'd ever want! He has a tablet, a staff, two pairs of wings: One buzzing, one neutral and... a tiny dice, the one he used to bet with Qui-Gon, that I'm sure I'll lose one day!

 His belt-thing has this thing that I don't know what is, but can be unhooked. To be honest, the thing barely stays in place.

 I did mention the dice being tiny.

 Articulation wise he is a bit... lacking, but for Watto? It's more than enough. His neck and head are on ball joints, so there's a fair amount of head articulation, albeit not as much as it could. Wings connect on ball joints, so a lot of range there for either set, his ab crunch is on a ball joint too. Arms are single-jointed, reaching a ninety degree bend, but below the waist you can only move his legs at the hips, which are connected on ball joints. No knee articulation, but the foots are hinged, and you can pivote them too. He is... quite shorter than Bucky Cap.

 Well... I think Watto came out wonderful. Tons of accessories, a great likeness and good articulation for what he is. If you liked TPM, you can go no wrong with Watto.

8.0

Action Figure #822: Power Rangers Lightning Collection Lightspeed Rescue Blue Ranger

 The One Ranger Team.

 Well, Lightspeed Rescue was probably the last Power Rangers I ever saw, albeit not completely. I remember having watched some episodes, but I'm 100% sure I never finished it... much like Hasbro only released the Lightspeed Rescue Blue Ranger by himself, cursing him to forever stay in plastic and alone.

 Well... The Lightspeed uniforms have never been my favorite. I mean, Hasbro did a good job with the sculpt, he has these little badges sculpted onto his belt, gauntlets and boots that look pretty good, but, at the end of the day, I'm not a fan of the design.

 He comes with two fists and two trigger finger hands, as well as a unmasked head that looks a bit weird, I think they went too far with the expression on his face! I do like that he comes with a blaster and a baton, I always like it when Rangers have both types of weapons, plus, he also comes with an effect for the baton.

 Articulation is the same as the final bucks Hasbro did: Double jointed elbows and knees with great range, bicep, thigh and boot swivels, butterfly joints, a ball jointed ab crunch and a hinged waist. Sadly, he is a possessor of the dreaded drop-down hips, and his hips are TIGHT, I had to oil them up for fearing of them breaking. Damn you Superior Spider-Man! He is a bit shorter than Bucky Cap.

 He's fine, he's OK. I mean, it's just a basic Ranger with a costume design I don't particularly care for. At least the articulation is as good as always.

6.5

Action Figure #821: Star Wars The Black Series RC-1138 (Boss)

 You're not the boss of me now and you are not so biiiiiiiiig

 You're welcome for my sacrifice. I decided to collect the Republic Commandos, which are now expensive, and after getting RC-1138 turns out that the Black Series team finally sculpted a more accurate rendition of these guys. Ah well!

 Same exact sculpt as Scorch, but, his back pack sticks to his back MUCH better AND he can hold his gun much better. Other than that, well, I kinda prefer Scorch's color scheme, but hey, this is still a badass looking Clone Trooper.

 On the articulation end, he does have butterfly joints, but they don't offer much range. He has single jointed elbows and knees, with good range on them, a ball jointed waist, and swivels on his thighs. Overall, it's really good for the poses you'll probably have him in. He is a hair shorter than Bucky Cap.

 So... overall, he is good... but as of early 2026, he will be completely outdated by the new sculpt. Shucks!

7.0

Action Figure #820: Dungeons & Dragons Golden Archive Gelatinous Cube

 It IS a creature, so I guess it counts as an action figure?

 So... the Gelatinous Cube was something I already knew about, but didn't really care about... until I came across it at a measly 15 usd. I couldn't say no to 15 usd, so... well... Here we are!

 The cube is made up of six faces and 14 accessories that slot into each face. I purchased this thing new, unopened, but it seems Hasbro forgot to pack all fourteen of them because I'm missing the book! Dammit Hasbro, and I always do my best to defend you! Some of these items you can probably use with other action figures, like the axes and the bow, but others, like the potion flask, are too flattened to be useful. But still, the fact that weapons are compatible with figures is a good thimg.

 This is how the cube looks once assembled. There's a proper order for each face of the cube, but it's easy to tell where goes everywhere due to the shape of the dents on the 'floor' of the cube. The big metal shied piece can be removed to have a character sticking his hand out of it, and there's a piece in the middle of the floor to hold him down.

 This is how a figure looks while trapped in the gelatin. I have to say.... it looks pretty dope. The slimy texture and the transparent plastic are perfect, and the figure trapped looks amazing while inside. It's a fun gimmick, it really is. Since it's made to contain six inch figures, you can already tell that it's quite a bit larger than Bucky Cap.

 To be honest, I don't know if there's a place for this toy in my displays... but the gimmick IS fun, and the look of the toy is quite alright.

6.0