Friday, October 3, 2025

Action Figure #678: Star Wars The Black Series Turgle & Skoova Stev (Jedi Survivor 3-Pack)

 Special shout out to Amazon for sticking their shipping label on the box itself. Pricks!

 Did anyone ever want a Turgle or Skoova Stev action figure? Well, all those three of you that raised your hands, your prayers have been heard by the plastic gods.
 Well, the sculpt for both of these figures is spot-on. Turgle's paint apps are as good as I think they could've gotten for a budget figure, as there should be a few more yellow fading on his knees and elbows, but other than that, they got him to a tee. For Skoova Stev, you might cry foul, that his metallic parts should be white... but that's only in the concept art, in-game they are grey, a lighter shade of grey, but grey at the end of the day. He is a tiny little figure so I'll forgive them for not paint gray his anklets. Besides, there's a lot of detail on him, he has a starfish on top of his helmet as well as some coral piece around him... he is definitely more than an afterthought. Both figures get an accessory each, kinda. Turgle gets a blaster gun, and Scoova Stev gets his harpoon, I think, and his helmet. But the helmet comes off very easily, so I'll probably glue it down in place.
 Articulation is very limited on both guys. Stev can only rotate his arms up and down, while turtle gets ball jointed hips and shoulders... he has no elbows and knees. His wrists and ankles have hinges, at least, and can be rotated. His limbs are very gummy, but not bendy-gummy, so I wouldn't force them. So... yeah, there's not much you can do with either. Some joint articulation on Turgle would've been nice, but oh well. Both are quite shorter than Bucky Cap.
 I don't care about these characters and their articulation is lame, but, and it's a huge but... I love that they exist. These are alien species we haven't seen represented yet, so I love the fact that they got made, and while it's kinda lame they came bundled with Cal, bumping up his price... I wouldn't have bought them otherwise, so it all works out in the end.
4.0

Action Figure #677: Star Wars The Black Series Cal Kestis (Jedi Survivor 3-Pack)

  Now this... this is what I wanted!

 Ever since getting the Poncho Cal Kestis and playing Fallen Order... I just wished that we'd get alternate costumes, and an accessory pack with multiple sabers, wished for them knowing it'd never happen. It did. I mean, it's still Hasbro so, you know, they took a few shortcuts and recycling, but... dude, this is pretty much what I wished for
 For starters, this is the Scoundrel Outfit, AKA the Han Solo outfit. It's not my favorite unlockable costume in the game, but even worse, this is inaccurate to how it looks in-game. They recycled the previous figure and only changed the vest, while in-game he gets Han's belt, pants, boots and undershirt. So, yeah, lazy all-around. On the other hand, we get an alternate head with a stache and a mullet, which I don't like but I love the fact that it's here, opens up the door for more alternate Cal heads! But even better, they redid the head sculpt, now it looks closer to how it does in-game. And it doesn't stop there, we get FOUR different saber hilts, although, sadly, only two white sabers. I think I would've included a Blue, Green, Yellow, Purple and White sabers and let users play around, but I'm not complaining, this is a step in the right direction. We also get the mandatory BD-1.
 The head looks a bit small, but it's closer to the actor, while still not perfect. For the next photos I'll be using the older head, as I want the better one on the outfit I liked better! This three-pack also includes a gun for Turgle, but you can equip it on Cal anyways, I mean, he can customize his gun too after all!
 As for articulation he is identical to the previous Cal. Single jointed elbows and knees with deep cuts, a ball jointed waist, swivels on his thighs and butterfly joints that don't really give him all that much extra range, but they are welcome anyways. He is a bit shorter than Bucky Cap.
 If I was just scoring Cal himself... I'd probably score him exactly, or maybe a bit lower, than the previous release, because I don't really care about this design.... but this figure makes the previous Cal even better. Now you can give him any of his hilts, you can customize them with white sabers, and we even get a better headsculpt. So all these extras push him above. I love this figure and what it represents, because now this means we can get more versions of Cal, with more hilts and more colored blades.
9.0

Action Figure #676: Power Rangers Lightning Collection Beast Morphers Blue Ranger

 I'm feeling blue, 'cause this team is now complete!
 And now, with the Beast Morphers Blue Ranger I have the full team... at least as far as Lightning Collection got... I'm actually considering getting the budget line Silver Ranger. We'll see!
 Well, pretty much every thing I said about the other Beast Morphers apply to him. I love the black, silver and blue look, although his boxy helmet gives him, probably, the design I like the least, but it's still a design I like. He comes with his sword, an slightly greener effect for the sword than the one that came with the red ranger, two pair of hands, an unmasked head and a punch effect... if you buy him complete, anyways!
 He does get the silver elbow stripe, so bonus points there!
 If you'll allow me a copy paste...  Articulation is the same as the rest of the line. Double jointed elbows and knees, butterfly joints, swivels on his biceps, thighs and boots, a ball jointed ab crunch and a hinged waist. He is a bit shorter than Bucky Cap.
 Yeah, he is definitely a good figure. Blue Rangers aren't usually among my favorites, but he's fine, I like him.
7.5

Action Figure #675: Marvel Legends Ultron (Ursa Major Wave)

 Might not be the MCU version, but I'd keep my secretary away from him.

 Ultron was probably the last BIG Marvel villain I've been missing. It sure took a while! I'm not particularly fond of this simple, classic look, but they didn't release many modern Ultrons, and those were either undersized or made on the buck that has fragile legs... so I had to settle for his one.
 As much as I dislike this simpler look... they pulled it off really well, and the shiny silver paint makes him very eyecatching. For such a simple design, I feel like he turned out great in plastic form, and his nasty face sculpt is just cheff's kiss. He comes with a right fist and three left hands: A fist, a gripping hand and an open hand... he also comes with an amazing Kirby Crackle accessory that sadly.... I don't have because I was cheap and got him used. The only thing I noticed was that his fingers are bit short and chunky, I think I would've made them longer.
 Articulation on this guy covers all the Marvel Legends basics: Double jointed elbows and knees, hidden swivels on his thighs and ankles as well as swivels on his biceps. The shoulder pads rotate along the arm, so they don't limit his range, and his torso articulation relies on a waist swivel and a ball jointed ab-crunch that hasn't got the most range ever but it good enough. Overall, you can get Ultron on any pose you might want him to. He is slightly taller than Bucky Cap, which works fantastic for him.
 Overall, a fantastic figure. I love how he turned out, and I deeply resent not getting the Kirby crackle. Look, if I'm happy with a figure of a character I don't care for, then I bet fans will love him.
8.5

Tuesday, September 16, 2025

Action Figure #674: Marvel Legends Black Cat (Spider-man 2)

 Finally a good Black Cat figure!

 I can't believe it took us this long to get a halfway decent figure of one of Spider-man's most well known allies, Felicia Hardy AKA Black Cat but here we are. Toybiz's Black Cat was notoriously bad, then Hasbro's first take looked off and was poorly articulated, the next one had better articulation but a modern and dull costume and the next one... looked only slightly better than the first while retaining poor articulation. 
 Well, this lass got an entirely new sculpt all to herself. I really do like this design, since it feels like a more grounded take on her catsuit. She's got all sorts of nifty techno lines sculpted all over her suit, with a few painted on white lines that make her feel athletic. Her forearms and legs have white fur tacked onto them as a call back to her classic comic book look. Lastly, she has goggles sculpted onto the head, and sure, they look neat, but an alternate head sculpt without them would've been neat. She comes with two clawed hands, a left fist and a gripping right hand... for whatever the hell her wand-accessory thingie is supposed to be. Hey! Miles' was the last game I played in the series! About the only things, sculpt-wise, I've got against her is that her feet are tiny, the little finger on her gripping hand seems to be missing the nail and... that they didn't paint the fingers white on the fist. Aside from those, this is easily the best looking Black Cat figure that Hasbro has sculpted yet.
 Articulation on Felicia is remarkably good even if it isn't as great as the new female buck. She has a ball jointed diaphragm with a hinged waist, she has double jointed elbows and knees as well as swivels on her biceps and thighs. Finally a Black Cat with great articulation befitting of her nimbleness!
 All that said, her arms are very gummy. At least the shoulders are not too tight, so you shouldn't be stressing the shoulder pegs, but still... this gumminess is unseemly and it is a detriment to the figure. She is a bit shorter than Bucky Cap.
 Gumminess aside, this is a really good figure and I'm so glad that we finally have a good Black Cat. Not only that, the Marvel Legends team is finally making female figures that match their male counterparts in sculpt quality and articulation.
7.5

Monday, September 15, 2025

Action Figure #673: Star Wars The Black Series Darth Nihilus

 Size does matter.

 I never got to play KOTOR 2, but I am familiar with it's triumvirate of Sith villains, a badass bunch if I do say so myself, but sadly, only Darth Nihilus has gotten an action figure so far. That said, one figure is better than none... right?
 On the outset he looks like a decent adaptation of his tattered look... but with some caveats. He is built on the very first Phantom Menace Darth Maul buck, which makes him outrageously dated. Only the skirt, the arms(But not the forearms!) and his head are new. Darth Nihilus is supposed to be an imposing presence, which this figure fails to achieve being built on the very short Darth Maul Buck. This is why people suggest headswapping the first Kylo Ren figure with Nihilus head. His only accessory is his cool looking blade... which he can't hold very well because these hands were made for Maul's saber. Oh! And he can't stand with his legs close together, the buck doesn't allow it. Lame
 Articulation is... well, a bit dated too. He has single jointed elbows that barely reach 90 degrees. No butterfly joints, a ball jointed waist, double jointed  knees and, lastly, swivels on his thighs. While I wouldn't say that the articulation is limited, well, the brand has gotten much better, so this rerelease of an old figure just proves it. He is a bit shorter than Bucky Cap.
 Well.... I don't mind recycling bucks when it makes sense. In this case, it didn't. The articulation is serviceable, but the figure is just very dated, and him not even being able to get a good grip on his blade is just cheap.
5.5

Action Figure #672: Star Wars The Black Series Shaak Ti

 No Force Unleashed Tribal Shaak Ti yet it seems...

 Don't ask me why, but even before watching Clone Wars I've had a thin for master Shaak Ti, I guess I always found her design very striking. So it surprised me how long it took for her to get a Black Series action figure!
 She came out great due to a smart use of soft goods for her skirt and jacket. Aside from her white and blue leks, most of her robes are made up of different shades of reds and browns. I do like the intricate pattern design on the piece that lies over her skirt, and the pattern on her lek came out pretty good.
 All that said, and I've seen this on other copies, but the white pain on her face can be a bit uneven sometimes. Mine's not too bad, but I've seen worse.
 While you are not supposed to see it, due to the long skirt, I feel like her platform boots are a bit too stylish for a frugal Jedi Master. I'm pretty sure I've seen these boots before, but I couldn't quite place from which figure. Her only accessory is her light saber.
 Articulation is appropriate for the figure. She has single jointed elbows with deep cuts, butterfly joints, a ball jointed waist, double jointed knees and swivels on her boots and thighs. Due to the soft goods, her legs have their full range of mobility. Her head sits lower than Bucky Cap's, but the top of her leks make her taller overall!
 This figure is everything I wanted and expected out of Shaak Ti. She is prone to having a few paint app issues, thankfully mine were pretty mild.
8.0

Action Figure #671: Jada Toys Street Fighter II Blanka

 And now, the fake Brazilian.

 And alongside Sagat we got Blanka as another slightly more expensive, deluxe release. This is another larger figure that comes in another larger box, you just love to see it!
 Here we have another fantastic, entirely new sculpt for Blanka. They really brought the guy to plastic
 life here, since not only does he get very detailed muscles and body hair, but I also loved the attention to detail with his anklets, being painted to look like worn iron. He comes with a neutral head, an angry head, with a lower overbite just as it looks in the game, two fists, two open grabby hands and two large electricity effects. As per usual, the figure feels very solid, unlike Marvel Legends.
 His long hair was made as a two layered, hollow soft plastic set that helps maintain head articulation and not make his head too heavy. Not a bad idea!
 Articulation is as fantastic as always. Butterfly joints, double jointed elbows and knees, a ball jointed waist, a ball jointed ab crunch, bicep swivels, thigh swivels, hidden by his shorts, and ankle swivels that are cut in a way that his leg hair is always on the front. Smart! While not as tall as Sagat, he is taller than Bucky Cap.
 Y'know the drill, another epic action figure by Jada. Great sculpt, great articulation, and, even better, great plastic!
10

Action Figure #670: Jada Toys Street Fighter II Sagat

 More Jada, more Perfect Wins!

 Well, it's time for another Street Fighter Wave, headlined by Sagat which was released as a larger, and more expensive release. No, really, even his box is about three times larger than their standard releases!
 Photos do this guy no favors, for every photo made me think that his face and the rest of the sculpt looked a bit soft, but having the guy in hand... it's nothing of the sort! This Sagat is a chunky boy, and he towers over every other release so far. While this is a very simple design he does get a nice amount of sculpted muscles, which are highlighted by having a deeper tan wash on his skin. The head sculpts are a bit simple, but this is SF II we are talking about, so it fits him. He comes with two heads, two fists, two open hands and a projectile blast with its own stand. Another thing worth mentioning is how nice and solid the plastic feels, Hasbro could learn from Jada.
 As per usual, Jada sticks to their articulation standards. Butterfly joints, double jointed elbows and knees, swivels on his biceps, swivels on his thighs, hidden by his trunks, swivels on his ankles, hidden by the feet wraps, as well as a ball jointed waist and a ball jointed ab crunch. Also, unique to him, he has articulated toes! He is much taller than Bucky Cap, being closer in height to Hulk.
 I'm a bit tired of glazing Jada Toys, but what else can I do if they continue to deliver knockout after knockout? They came out of nowhere with their action figures and thy keep showing up everyone else!
10

Friday, September 12, 2025

Action Figure #669: Star Wars The Black Series Darth Malak

 He left his jaw on the floor... in another Galaxy.

 You wouldn't know it because I stopped writing about games, but I finished KOTOR this year... a game I had started back when I was a wee kid but never finished before. Darth Malak is the main bad guy in KOTOR, and while he wasn't the most memorable villain ever, he did have an interesting design... which made it into plastic form.
 As you can tell, Malak doesn't have the most involved or interesting design ever. He has a red suit and black boots. What does make him stand out is the half-cape over his right arm, made out of soft goods, and his metallic jaw, because Revan slashed it off one time. All around the robotic jaw you get a nice paint job of the scarring, which looks really good. Dressing all in red, as opposed to black, makes him stand out from other Siths, which is pretty neat, but the robotic jaw bears a resemblance to other villains, such as Vader, so it all works out. All in all, great sculpt, they did what they could with such a simple design.
 Articulation is up to par with modern Black Series. He has a ball jointed diaphragm, a ball jointed waist, butterfly joints, thigh swivels and single jointed elbows and knees with very deep cuts. The skirt part of his coat is made out of soft plastic, so it doesn't hamper his articulation too much, but, his best feature is...
 ... that you can remove his robotic jaw! The detail on his wound and robotic voice box is just beautiful. It's not a 100% accurate to the game, but it's pretty close to how it looked in it, so I'll let it pass. It's an amazing little unnecessary detail that makes the figure feel like a labor of love from people that loved the source material. It's such a small thing, but elevates the figure so much. He is about half a head taller than Bucky Cap.
 The Black Series came out swinging with this figure, and they knocked it out of the park. They got the most that they could've ever gotten from his character design, and the result is fantastic. I hope we get more KOTOR figures, definitely.
9.0

Action Figure #668: Star Wars The Black Series Anakin Skywalker (Ahsoka)

 You were supposed to destroy the Sith!

 Considering how much I loved Clone Wars, I've been meaning to get my hands on General Anakin Skywalker for a while now, so the Ahsoka update was everything I wanted... or is it?
 Well... I like the soft-goods on this guy, and I really dig the Clone Wars armored suit, even if I prefer his usual attire. The best thing about this figure is how perfectly they nailed Haysen Christensen's older likeness. He looks exactly like he looks in the Ahsoka series, which is just incredible. But that's about all the good things I can say about this guy. Firstly, they reused the basic Anakin's double jointed legs, gumminess and everything. But that's nothing compared to what they did to his arms. His shoulders droop from way too low, which already makes him look off, but they are also extra long, in no small part due to how thick his elbows are. No matter how you pose him, you'll always feel like something is off with him. And then there's the shoulder pads, the bit of plastic that connects the butterfly joint to the pad itself is of different lengths between the right and left arm, and I looked it up and it happens with every copy of the figure, so his arms look even more uneven and wrong. This is honestly one of the ugliest Black Series figures I've seen.
 His waist is on a ball joint, he has single jointed elbows, with a nice, deep cut, and double jointed knees with swivels on his thighs. He has very generous butterfly joints that lets him hit some very neat poses... if only his arms weren't so long.
 This is what I meant about the thick elbows. They do this ugly figure no favors. He is as tall as the other Anakin figures, and slightly shorter than Bucky Cap.
 Sure, he is a remake of an older figure... but they've been doing such a great job updating older figures... why didn't this Anakin get a full upgrade instead of just a simple head update? Which, admittedly, is a fantastic new headsculpt, but still. It gets even worse because the General Kenobi figure is so darn good, so why didn't General Skywalker get something that good too? I'm only being generous with the score because I do love this head sculpt, I like the design and Anakin is my favorite character next to Cal.
3.5