This is everything you need to know, the very first level... is a Tank stage. Yup, a tank stage in a friggin' Spongebob game. And then it all goes downhill, because you'll discover the game is a glorified mini-game collection. The game is made up of 14 stages, each one being a different genre. Kinda, most activities are repeated. There are like four or five "press the direction shown on screen' games, two tank stages, 2 puzzle stages in which you get to play as Spongebob and Patrick the first time around and Spongebob, Patrick, Mr. Krabbs, Squidward and Sandy in the second one, about 3 shooting galleries, one of them featuring Sandy and, lastly, a driving stage which was probably the most fun I had with the game.
The most in-depth activity is the puzzle one, you switch characters with R1 and must use their abilities to get to the end, but it's so slow-paced that it bored me. The one that gets repeated the most are the ones in which you must press the right directional input, and let me tell you, Stage 6 is one of these and it goes on FOREVER.
Beating stages rewards you with tokens which you can then use to buy crappy 'mini-games' or variations on the 14 stages, but I couldn't be bothered to try them out. There's also a Spongebob dress-up minigame, but... it doesn't changes his look in-game, so why even care?
This one's better left off forgotten. I mean, the activities aren't completely awful, but, y'know, they aren't much fun and Bob's got much better games out there, like Battle for Bikini Bottom.
3.5
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