The art of opening packages

 Say, a package just arrived? And you need open it in order to get it´s videogamey contentes? Been there, done that.

 Safety comes first, so you are gonna need gloves to handle the... tools.

 Make your pick, now... strap them on.

 This next part is a toughie... You will have to pick a tool to get the job done.

 You are going to need a tool that is made for opening this kind of package...

 If it´s too long it might damage the goods.

...nor too short.

 Eventually, you should find the tool that fits the task.

 Now it´s my favorite part, stabby time!

 After drawing first blood, slide gracefully the other end. Congratulations, you just made the cut!

 Now, grab both sides of the openings and pull, it´s time loot the insides....

 Congratulations! You just opened your first package! Now go into the wild and pillage your nearby stores, using the technique you just learned, you should have no trouble opening any kind of package that separates you from what´s rightfully yours. And remember, winners don´t do drugs, not during daytime anyways.