Review #528: Digimon Racing

 Shouldn't have left the starting line.

It's not like 2 out of the three Digimon on the cover must be unlocked. Actually, it is like that.

 There's something to be said about Digimon, never stuck to one genre or style for too long, eh! Digimon Racing is the franchise's lone racing game, and there's probably a good reason for that.

 Starting the game, there're two different options: Single Player and Multiplayer, and no, I didn't have anybody to try multiplayer with. Single Player is made up of Championship, Quick Race and Time Trial, y'know, the usual. There're 12 different tracks and 11 different racers(The original eight, Veemon, Guilmon and Agunimon) as well as three different bosses. Bosses are simple stages in which you must get a power-up weapon, wait until the boss uses his attack and falls helpless and then shoot. Rinse and repeat. It's as dumb as it sounds. In what's a bit of a novelty, there're more championship cups than usual, so the 12 tracks are featured in various different combinations, for a total of about 10 cups. In the end it's just an excuse to have you replay the same tracks over and over again, but I think it's not too bad of a gesture.

Go, Patamon, go, escape this terrible game!

 The game looks like Mario Kart Super Circuit, but isn't even half as good. Most of the 12 tracks are fairly forgettable, a criticism you can levy against Super Circuit too, but the few that are memorable... are for all the wrong reasons. Some tracks are downright horrible, in a few you might even get confused... or get the game confused, so that when the Arrow signaling an upcoming curve appears on-screen... it's actually wrong. And don't even let me get started on the cave level, featuring one of the nastiest graphical effects I've ever seen, distracting to the point of being confusing.

 The rest of the game is a fairly standard mascot racer. You race against other 5 racers, and you may pick up power-up boxes that give you a one-time use weapon against your enemies. Power-ups are fairly boring, a blue bubble projectile, a red bubble homing projectile, a thunder that hits everyone, a turbo, a shield... the basics and just the basics. There're no defensive power ups besides the shield, which is rather lame. As for the driving... cars feel extra slippery, and I usually played as balanced characters like Agumon, Agunimon or Guilmon. Other than that, the gameplay is passable.... when the framerate is stable. Y'see, if there're  more than three racers, including you, on screen at the same time... it will chug, and it might cost you a curve if the slowdown hits or stops right as you are taking it!

Greymon deserves better than a bad racing game.

 Not to say that the game lacks anything original, peppered throughout the various different tracks are digital noise tiles. Driving over these will fill a gauge on the left of the screen, once you reach the third tier of the gauge(It defaults on the second tier), you digivolve into your mon's Champion form. While in champion mode you're faster, and if you completely fill the gauge, you gain access to your mon's special move. The button to use your special is the same as the one to use the power up you're carrying, which is kinda annoying in case you were trying to store your special move, as that's the one that you'll use first. Using power ups or your special move takes away some of the gauge, so you could end up digivolving if you are trigger-happy. Taking damage also depletes the gauge, and if you fall below the second gauge you'll devolve into your baby form, becoming very slow, although the gauge automatically refills up to the second tier, so it's just a matter of waiting. Lastly, the game boasts about its car hopping mechanic... which simply means that you can jump on top of an opponent in order to devolve them and make them slower for a little while. Lame.

 Digimon Racing is a very bland game. The driving by itself is just passable, if slightly poor. But what really ruins the game are the bland power-up selection and the bad track design. Even when it's entertaining it doesn't last long. Honestly, there's absolutely no reason to get this game if you can get your hands on Mario Kart Super Circuit, and I don't think Digimon fans have much to look for in a poor mascot racing game.
 3.0 out of 10

Now Playing: Digimon Racing

 Can miss this ride.

That red doggo on the cover? You've to unlock him.

 Alright, I gave it a go and... I don't think I like it too much. I played the Western cup, defeated Omnimon and I'm simply not feeling the game. For starters, the character roster is very disappointing, featuring the 'classic 8' alongside Agunimon, Veemon and Guilmon, the latter three who have to be unlocked.

 I dunno, man. The digivolution mechanics aren't anything to write home about, and power-ups are so lackluster... I'm also not feeling the track designs.

Now Playing: Digimon World 4

 They should've stopped at 3. They should've stopped at 3!!!

It looked so promising...

 I just spent an hour playing this game, dying over and over again, because it's rather hard, and then I got to the boss.... and it one shotted me. I was at full life and it hit me in one hit. One normal hit. This game is horrid.

 Where do I start? How obnoxiously annoying it is to get Digivolutions? The fact that they start you back at level 1? Nah, I didn't get that far yet, so it makes no sense to start there.

 How bout I start with the start of the game, appropriately? Well, first you have to talk to over 10 npcs if you want to learn about the game. But whatever, I know how RPGs work, so I only talked with a few NPCs to learn specifics. After that boring intro you have to set out, alright, you're aching to finally play!... but nope, a tutorial. An unskippable tutorial that doesn't teach you anything special. X attacks, Square blocks. Whoope-doo. And then you make it, finally, into the first world, and get wrecked in second flats.

 But whatever, the game is difficult because it's scaled for four players at the same time, whatever.,,, but why is the game so poorly designed? To do ANYTHING in the game, like changing equipment, you have to talk to NPCs. Because menus are too passe. And why the hell is the store on a separate screen from the guy that lets you change equipment? And why is the gate to the different stages on a THIRD screen? Why? Because they love FORCING you to sit through annoyingly long loading screens. Even changing equipment comes with a loading screen.

 Man, I was gonna digivolve and then grind back to my level. I was gonna do it. But now I know why people don't. This game is boring and it's poorly designed. Easily the worst Digimon game I've ever played. And I played World 2.

Review #527: Le Mans 24 Hours

 The game can last you over 24 hours. Have fun.

CAN A COVER BE ANY LAMER?!... It can. But it's still lame.

 I'm not the biggest racing game fan, as a matter of fact, I don't really like them. But when I play Racers I want them to be very arcade-ish, fast, frenetic and care free. Le Mans 24 Hours is the complete opposite of what I like, this is a simulator racing game that takes itself rather seriously.

 The game has a decent variety of modes. Quick Race, in which you race across any of the 12 tracks(Plus 3 unlockable reverse tracks, for a total of 15), Championship, in which you go through various tracks in succession, Multiplayer, self explanatory, Time Trials, in which you attempt to perform a lap around a track as fast as you can and.... Le Mans. Le Mans can be played in either Petit or Le Mans 2000 tracks, and these are endurance runs: Who can do the most laps under at time limit, usually 24 hours. That sounds nuts... but you can do it, if you wish, the game allows you to save whenever you enter a pit stop so that you can continue playing later on! That said, most people won't really care about it, so you can play Petit Le Mans under 10 minute, 30 minute, 100 minute or 10 hours limit and Le Mans 2000 under 10 minute, 24 minute, 240 minute or the full 24 hours if you wish it. Each category of Le Mans unlocks different cars, so if you're a completionist... well, this is gonna be one long ride.

Considering how old the game is, being originally a Dreamcast game, it looks relatively good.

 Luckily for players like me, the game offers various concessions to make your time easier. You can set transmission to automatic, so that the game automatically shifts gears for you... which also changes R1 into a secondary Gas button and L1 into a secondary break, which is rather comfortable. Furthermore, you can also make it so that the game automatically breaks when near curves, allowing you to take them much more easily. Finally, every single event can be played in Easy, Normal or Hard, and every difficulty has the same unlocks, so if you're not used to Simulators, or don't care about them like me, you can have a rather pleasant time with the game. And, hey, if you are into the nitty gritty of car racing, you can customize your car a bit, like which tires to use, how much fuel to have(Since it seems it slows down you car?) as well as other stuff that I'll admit I had no idea what they meant.

 My biggest issue with the game... is that it's rather dull and drab, at least for people like me. All 12 tracks are... boring, for lack of a better word, and it makes sense, since it aims to replicate real life tracks, which explains why there aren't grand vistas or whatever. And then come the Championships.... Tracks are rather long, and once you get on the last four championships you'll be doing at least 10 laps around the same course. I'll have my fill of every track after 3 laps, 10 is overkill. At least you can save after each race mid-championship, so if needed you can take a break. Also do keep in mind that you can't turn off tire wear or fuel consumption in this mode, so besides racing you'll also have to be ready to get into the Pit in order to refuel or change your tires, because maybe it started raining and you'll do better with tires fit for wet roads. If you love Simulators, there's a lot for you here. For me... there's only endless repetition. It doesn't help that there're very few music tracks in the game, and the game only loads ONE for every race, so if you go to a 24 hours Le Mans.... good luck.

Driving against other cars... doesn't feel very exciting.

 Something that irked me, because it's a pet peeve of mine, is that there's no car damage, so it doesn't matter how many things you collide against, you'll always be looking pristine. I also wasn't a fan of how colliding with walls felt, kinda like... it lacked impact and consequence, probably a byproduct of not having car damage. Smashing against cars feels very lame too.

 All things considered, I can tell that Le Mans 24 Hours is a well made game that has aged well, even if not perfectly. It's kinda neat how there a ton of different cars to unlock, so every time you break a time record, every time you finish a championship, every time you finish a Le Mans... you get new cars. It's very rewarding. Also, the music tracks, while few, are pretty rockin' and unless you're racing on 10+ laps races, they are a great companion to the gameplay. Overall? As someone who is not a fan of the genre... I approve of this game.
 7.0 out of 10

Review #526: Digimon Battle Spirit 2

 The battle spirit never dies.

Agunimon is a certified badass.

 Digimon Battle Spirit was.... it was a game. While the end result was lackluster, very lackluster, they had their hearts in the right place, so maybe with a sequel they'd be able to do their vision justice. Or maybe it's just more of the same.

The game... offers the same exact modes as the previous one, 1P and 2P and that's it. There's a new minigame too, but you won't get much mileage out of it. The biggest change to the game is the character roster... gone are the various 'mons representing different eras of the TV series, now every single character comes from Digimon Frontier, and there're less characters overall! You get the five main protagonists as well as the.... let's call him sixth ranger. There're two bonus unlockable EX versions of Agunimon and Lobomon, which differ from their normal versions on their digivolution, but the unlock requirements are ridiculous... unless you've got another friend, or gameboy advance system, to link them both and have a few 2 Player matches, since these unlock these characters much more easily.

Digivolution, signaled by the bolts over a character, lasts for a short while, but strengthens your super moves.

 The game plays basically exactly the same as the previous one, A jumps and B attacks. You've more attacks this time around, previously you had a special move with B+Up, now you also get B+Down, and some characters get chargeable moves, or neutral hold B moves. As a whole, while it's not much, there're certainly more ways to lay down punishment on your enemies, which is very welcome. Digivolution is much better too, now you fill a gauge as you land hits on your enemies, once full, press A and B together and you'll enter Digivolution mode. This DOES NOT change your base form, but now when you use special moves(Up+B, Down+B, combo enders, aerial Up+B, aerial Down+B) your character will indeed turn into its digivolved form for that particular attack. It's a faster alternative to how it used to be, and now getting to digivolve doesn't mean that your opponent is screwed out of it or automatically lost the match since it isn't as overpowered as it used to be.

 The objective of the game remains the same: Land hits on your opponent so that they drop colored orbs. Whoever collected more orbs when the time runs out wins the match. There's a new element thrown into the matches though, crystals. Now, every now and then your opponent will drop a crystal alongside, or instead of, the colored orbs. Collect five of them and you can press Up+A+B for a super move that makes the opponent drop a TON of orbs. It's definitely a neat addition to the game, even if it's not much of a game changer.

Not much of a fan of Frontier's premise, but the designs are badass.

 As a whole, Battle Spirit 2 is a bit of a mixed bag. The gameplay is much improved from before, but unless you're big on Digimon Frontier... the character roster won't do much for you. If you leave character preferences aside, this is undeniably a better game, and much fairer too, albeit the lack of more recognizable Digimon might be a huge turn off for some, Frontier isn't one of Digimon's most liked series after all.

 Still, even considering that it's a better game... it's still a rather dull one. The lack of modes is a almost a crime, and the fact that you battle the same CPUs in the same order every time you play 1P mode will quickly grow boring. The game could've used a Free Battle mode, in which you could fight CPUs or Players under different rulesets, like a life/stock system as opposed to colored orbs or maybe a king of the hill mode. Something different from the 'collect as many orbs as you can' shtick. At the end of the day, if you like Digimon... there's no much else you can get on the system, but if you need a fighting game fix, there're many better alternatives.
 4.5 out of 10

Now Playing: Le Mans 24 Hours

 Not.... not what I though it'd be.

The cover screams 'low budget', but it actually isn't.

 So... I thought that Le Mans was something more like... a country-wide race or somethin' like that. Turns out it means doing laps on the same track for a grand total of 24 hours. Definitely not what I expected. However.... the game is rather fun, and the soundtrack is bloody phenomenal, so I'm not too peeved.

 The game is more of a sim than an arcade racer, which kinda sucks, but it can accommodate to my tastes, with automatic braking and automatic transmission. IT made taking curves all that much easier, since a Sim is less about tight maneuvering and more about planning how to slow down for curves. Still, with these two options I'm able to enjoy the game and play it more casually, which helps when Racing isn't your favorite genre, particularly the Simulator kind.

Archile's Grab-bag: THREE FOR ONE Edition

 Not a new package... BUT THREE SMALL PACKAGES. SO NEW BLOG ENTRY!

  Three shiny new packages with games. GAMESSSSS

 CoolBoarders 2: I don't know how or why I wound up purchasing Cool Boarders. I've been meaning to play Trick 'n snowboarder, which I haven't found a complete copy yet!, yet wound up purchasing this.

 CoolBoarders 3: That's funny....

 CoolBoarders 4: ...almost as if I wanted to play the entire franchise...

 CoolBoarders 2001(PS & PS2(Not pictured, forgot to take a photo!)): CoolBoarders marathon confirmed.

 Project Snowblind: I don't know much about Project Snowblind except the fact that it was only 2 bucks. 2 bucks. How do you say no to that? You don't.

 Barbarian: Ah! I used to play this terrible fighting game back in the day, and I remember next to nothing about it... but since I kinda wanna get every game I used to play... here it is.

 Le Mans 24 Hours: Something about a 24-hour race piqued my curiosity, so here I am. I'll be playing it soon. Very soon.

 Auto Modellista: First of all, it looks amazing. Secondly, it's made by Capcom. 1+1 = 2, so here we are.

 The Mark of Kri: I played a bit of it when I was younger and I never got the hype for it. It received great reviews and everyone sings its praises all the time, yet... I don't remember it being that good.

 Tomb Raider Chronicles: Fact, when I was younger I played every single Tomb Raider game by Core Design. Even the crappy shareware cash-in 'Artifacts'. Fact, I never finished a single Tomb Raider game. But on the same token, I never spent much time with Chronicles, I gave it a try or two but it didn't click well with me. I think I had fallen out of love with Tomb Raider by then.